Arkhaven logoArkhaven logo
7,648
17,062,161
Login
  • Logout
Browse
Bingeable
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series The Wise of Heart
The Wise of Heart
58 episodes
by Aetherczar
He wanted to test the new Gender Awareness in Academia (GAIA) Act, but high-school biology teacher, Mike Andrews, got more than he bargained for. Arrested and thrown in jail for the crime of teaching the biology of sex determination and for refusing to affirm a student’s gender identity, Mike faces a show trial amid a media circus. The Wise of Heart offers a timely tale of transgender mania as author Hans G. Schantz re-imagines and updates the story of the Scopes Monkey Trial.
36330 views1434 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Silenziosa
Silenziosa
48 episodes
by Vox Day
When Alissabetta, Princess of the Blood and daughter of His Majesty King Charles Arthur III of Inghiltar, Yrlandia, and the Skotian Isles comes of age, she discovers the future her parents have determined for her. And attending the Silent Academy in far-off Vinizia is absolutely not what she had in mind!
152098 views12876 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Cosmic Horrors
Cosmic Horrors
41 episodes
by Independent creator
From the depths of uncharted oceans to the heights of the mountains of madness. Join us as we encounter Herbert West, Dagon, and the warped inhabitants of Innsmouth as we uncover the cosmic horrors of H. P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu.
11826 views190 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Something Big
Something Big
80 episodes
by The Legend Chuck Dixon
Co-created by Chuck Dixon and Frank Fosco. Thirty years after an alien invasion brings mankind to the brink of extinction, one man realizes there's still a buck to be made. Larry Dorfman can't save mankind from alien conquerors, But he can take them for a bundle. Crime doesn't stop for the apocalypse. You can't keep a bad man down. Larry Dorfman's looking at the biggest score of his criminal career; a fortune in gold at the heart of an alien hive. Alien invaders have stolen our planet, Larry Dorfman just wants his cut.
146347 views18391 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Aesops Fables
Aesops Fables
80 episodes
by Independent creator
Aesops Fables are a collection of short stories that each contain a moral or lesson. These fables (such as 'The Boy who Cried Wolf') are known across the world. Aesop was a Greek slave who lived during the 5th century BC and either created or popularised existing fables, so their wisdom could be enjoyed by future generations.
33999 views833 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series The Thanesman Chronicles
The Thanesman Chronicles
27 episodes
by V. A. Boston
Betrayal. Brotherhood. Romance. To the half-fae Asgradi, loyalty is the chieftain of virtues. When the unthinkable happens and his own council betrays him, High Thane Witheric responds with the even more unthinkable: seeking help from the inferior race of humankind. With only his closest friend and right hand man, his Thanesman Restag, at his side, Thane and Thanesman risk the coming winter, the monsters of their wild Northlands, and their own people’s blood wars, racing south for sanctuary. Will they reach help or fall to their brutal lands? And if they do survive, what future awaits them in the human-ruled south? Find out in the first book in The Thanesman Chronicles.
3711 views
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series The Hammer of Freedom
The Hammer of Freedom
35 episodes
by Luciano Cunha
Every record has been destroyed or falsified. Every book has been rewritten. Every picture has been repainted. History has stopped. Nothing exists except the endless present and there is nothing that stands against the end of history and the enslavement of Man. Except The Hammer of Freedom!
184614 views19645 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Ben Garrison Classics
Ben Garrison Classics
85 episodes
by Ben Garrison
Ben Garrison was sick of banker bailouts, political corruption and vanishing freedom. He decided to do something. He published his political cartoons on the Internet where they were seen by millions. Then came a legion of trolls on a twisted mission to destroy his reputation and silence him. These are the comics they tried to disappear....
154162 views10472 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series The Wise of Heart
The Wise of Heart
58 episodes
by Aetherczar
He wanted to test the new Gender Awareness in Academia (GAIA) Act, but high-school biology teacher, Mike Andrews, got more than he bargained for. Arrested and thrown in jail for the crime of teaching the biology of sex determination and for refusing to affirm a student’s gender identity, Mike faces a show trial amid a media circus. The Wise of Heart offers a timely tale of transgender mania as author Hans G. Schantz re-imagines and updates the story of the Scopes Monkey Trial.
36330 views1434 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Silenziosa
Silenziosa
48 episodes
by Vox Day
When Alissabetta, Princess of the Blood and daughter of His Majesty King Charles Arthur III of Inghiltar, Yrlandia, and the Skotian Isles comes of age, she discovers the future her parents have determined for her. And attending the Silent Academy in far-off Vinizia is absolutely not what she had in mind!
152098 views12876 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Cosmic Horrors
Cosmic Horrors
41 episodes
by Independent creator
From the depths of uncharted oceans to the heights of the mountains of madness. Join us as we encounter Herbert West, Dagon, and the warped inhabitants of Innsmouth as we uncover the cosmic horrors of H. P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu.
11826 views190 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Something Big
Something Big
80 episodes
by The Legend Chuck Dixon
Co-created by Chuck Dixon and Frank Fosco. Thirty years after an alien invasion brings mankind to the brink of extinction, one man realizes there's still a buck to be made. Larry Dorfman can't save mankind from alien conquerors, But he can take them for a bundle. Crime doesn't stop for the apocalypse. You can't keep a bad man down. Larry Dorfman's looking at the biggest score of his criminal career; a fortune in gold at the heart of an alien hive. Alien invaders have stolen our planet, Larry Dorfman just wants his cut.
146347 views18391 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Aesops Fables
Aesops Fables
80 episodes
by Independent creator
Aesops Fables are a collection of short stories that each contain a moral or lesson. These fables (such as 'The Boy who Cried Wolf') are known across the world. Aesop was a Greek slave who lived during the 5th century BC and either created or popularised existing fables, so their wisdom could be enjoyed by future generations.
33999 views833 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series The Thanesman Chronicles
The Thanesman Chronicles
27 episodes
by V. A. Boston
Betrayal. Brotherhood. Romance. To the half-fae Asgradi, loyalty is the chieftain of virtues. When the unthinkable happens and his own council betrays him, High Thane Witheric responds with the even more unthinkable: seeking help from the inferior race of humankind. With only his closest friend and right hand man, his Thanesman Restag, at his side, Thane and Thanesman risk the coming winter, the monsters of their wild Northlands, and their own people’s blood wars, racing south for sanctuary. Will they reach help or fall to their brutal lands? And if they do survive, what future awaits them in the human-ruled south? Find out in the first book in The Thanesman Chronicles.
3711 views
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series The Hammer of Freedom
The Hammer of Freedom
35 episodes
by Luciano Cunha
Every record has been destroyed or falsified. Every book has been rewritten. Every picture has been repainted. History has stopped. Nothing exists except the endless present and there is nothing that stands against the end of history and the enslavement of Man. Except The Hammer of Freedom!
184614 views19645 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Ben Garrison Classics
Ben Garrison Classics
85 episodes
by Ben Garrison
Ben Garrison was sick of banker bailouts, political corruption and vanishing freedom. He decided to do something. He published his political cartoons on the Internet where they were seen by millions. Then came a legion of trolls on a twisted mission to destroy his reputation and silence him. These are the comics they tried to disappear....
154162 views10472 likes
Around the Network
Crossing the Rubicon 2/4
juniorclassics — 2 hours ago
The second part of the fifth tale from Heroes of History
Xbox CEO Asha Sharma Admits The Business Is “Not Healthy,” Then Gets Hit With H-1B Backlash
fandompulse — yesterday
Xbox CEO Asha Sharma told her own staff the division’s business is broken.
LitRPG Con’s Sold-Out Denver Weekend Shows Why The Genre Keeps Winning While Worldcon Empties Its Own Room
fandompulse — yesterday
LitRPG Con is running this weekend, July 10-12, at the Grand Hyatt in Denver, and its schedule reads like a master class in the difference between a convention built for readers and one built for ideology.
Dragonriders Of Pern Fan Unveils New Information As To The Plot of Anne McCaffrey's Unpublished Final Novel
fandompulse — yesterday
Anne McCaffrey’s unpublished manuscript “After the Fall Is Over” has a new witness.
Is Stargate Actually Being Saved? A New Rumor Has the Fandom Holding Its Breath
fandompulse — yesterday
A new rumor is casting doubt on Amazon’s decision to cancel Stargate, the streamer’s planned revival of the science fiction franchise that was scrapped in June after a 20-week writers room, a full series order, and activ…
The Threat of the Instructive Novel
sigmagame — yesterday
The importance of the Instructive Novel can be seen in the feminist reaction to it
Crossing the Rubicon 1/4
juniorclassics — yesterday
The first part of the fifth tale from Heroes of History
The Push to Ban Music AI
aicentral — yesterday
The RIAA is trying to set the stage for an AI music ban
Crossing the Rubicon 2/4
juniorclassics — 2 hours ago
The second part of the fifth tale from Heroes of History
Xbox CEO Asha Sharma Admits The Business Is “Not Healthy,” Then Gets Hit With H-1B Backlash
fandompulse — yesterday
Xbox CEO Asha Sharma told her own staff the division’s business is broken.
LitRPG Con’s Sold-Out Denver Weekend Shows Why The Genre Keeps Winning While Worldcon Empties Its Own Room
fandompulse — yesterday
LitRPG Con is running this weekend, July 10-12, at the Grand Hyatt in Denver, and its schedule reads like a master class in the difference between a convention built for readers and one built for ideology.
Dragonriders Of Pern Fan Unveils New Information As To The Plot of Anne McCaffrey's Unpublished Final Novel
fandompulse — yesterday
Anne McCaffrey’s unpublished manuscript “After the Fall Is Over” has a new witness.
Is Stargate Actually Being Saved? A New Rumor Has the Fandom Holding Its Breath
fandompulse — yesterday
A new rumor is casting doubt on Amazon’s decision to cancel Stargate, the streamer’s planned revival of the science fiction franchise that was scrapped in June after a 20-week writers room, a full series order, and activ…
The Threat of the Instructive Novel
sigmagame — yesterday
The importance of the Instructive Novel can be seen in the feminist reaction to it
Crossing the Rubicon 1/4
juniorclassics — yesterday
The first part of the fifth tale from Heroes of History
The Push to Ban Music AI
aicentral — yesterday
The RIAA is trying to set the stage for an AI music ban
More
Store›Blog›Partners›Contact›
No One Expects The Inquisition panel 1

Book 1: The Rebirth of the Aztecs


Chapter 7 Part 1: No One Expects The Inquisition

“Guilty as charged Uncle Colt. You’re still eavesdropping from the shadows. You know my mom hated when you did that,” Drake said as he hugged the inquisitor. His robes were black and tight fitting with a single scarlet half cloak over his right shoulder marking his rank as Inquisitor Suprema which was a fancy way of calling him a field commander. Uncle Colt had joined the Inquisitor Legiofurtimo who were more dagger than cloak which meant their robes were all shadows and practicality till they gained enough rank to not be in the field. Even then only a Grand Master Inquisitor Suprema had anything flashier than a medal or a scarlet half cloak. Drake figured it was a state of mind. When you lived your life unseen in the background you couldn’t just turn it off when you were allowed to be visible again.

“Oh, her elaborate traps and endless pranks are the main reason I wear my robe. It’s amazing I survived my childhood intact,” Drake rolled his eyes at his uncle’s melodramatic response. Had his mother made traps when she realized her brother was a sneaky sort? Of course, but nothing more dangerous than hurt pride on the line. Most of the time. Teenage girls were terrifying when vengeful.

“Anyway, follow me to your merry band of drunken near-do wells,” Inquisitor Lancerman said while already padding up the metal grated floor of the maintenance passage. His padded rubber boots making only a light whisper while the pointy dress shoes Drake was sporting clanged up the gangway like a clown on parade. The hum of machinery on both sides of the tight tunnel of pipes, wiring, and insulation combined with the dim lighting made the inquisitor a specter flowing through the tight passages. A ghost in the machine who floated rather than walked across the maze of internal arteries of the ship.

A man with less knowledge of airship function would assume this tunnel was made for the phantom’s theatrics with how perfect the path let Drake’s eccentric uncle pass unseen even with the flying boat bursting at the seams with guests. The pirate captain knew better. A little inspection of the panels and hydraulics mixed with the wiring told him this was a maintenance shaft used to maintain the ramp and pulley system that guided less capable hovercraft pilots into the mooring. Still, only an idiot would miss the convenient flanking opportunities the secret door provided for any hostile boarding at the hovercraft bay, or the utility of making one of your “guests” disappear from the crowd unnoticed. The Housegaurd probably took advantage of this thing more than the monk engineers.

“Your boys are all in one piece, and only a light drizzling of the blood of God Heaven’s Armies’ enemies. They represent the Golden Kingdoms well,” Uncle Colt said as he pulled on a latch that revealed an open “stair” which like true navy fashion was more ladder than stairs. The dark robes almost disappeared in the darker light below as the inquisitor stalked down the stairs. Only the scarlet flow of the cloak gave away Uncle Colt’s position.

“Afraid they don’t serve Catalina anymore old man,” The pirate captain called as he stomped his way down toward the fleeting image of wrestling robes below him.

“But they do my boy, wayward nephew that you are,” Uncle’s Colt’s soft sing-song voice echoed up from the shadows. The only light was a red glow that just revealed the next peg on the ladder making the inquisitor’s echoing words otherworldly in nature,” Mercenaries and pirates always look to their nations of origins. Fellow men of less repute as well men in supposed ‘honorable’ standing gage your performance. After all, if men with no leash to hold discipline retain that discipline the world takes notice. All Catalinas benefit from you being seen as capable if not overwhelming. Like a pebble starting an avalanche even our enemies will have to admit our competence.”

Drake smirked at the high mannered speech and flowing words. Uncle Colt had always been a bit of a bookworm, but after rising to a full fledged shadow inquisitor as the rank and file called the brothers of the Legiofurtimo he’d become down right poetic in his speech. You might even forget that he used to milk cows for a living as a teenager.

“Personally, I’d rather everybody underestimate us Uncle Colt.”

“Ah, but just because the men in uniform respect your capabilities doesn’t mean their generals and politicians do. Enough time will make the rank file cautious as the survivors of your bloodlettings share their horror. Till then, we will enjoy this brief moment of tasting the benefits of both worlds. As men cower to fight us even as their leaders send less than adequate forces to contend with those pesky farmers and upstart island white boys with their pitchforks and airships.” Drake's laugh echoed off the walls. He couldn’t see it, but the pirate captain already knew the self congratulating smirk on his Uncle’s face.

The man always had that look whenever he’d used some logical syllogism or another to drive his mother crazy in an argument he very well knew he was wrong, or mostly wrong about, and win anyway. Drake always suspected there was a dash of sadist in his uncle. The wraith’s profession seemed to have only enhanced his personality. No surprise there.

Unfortunately, the Golden Kingdoms of the Catalina Republic were a small collection of islands and mainland holdings which meant every empire with a thousand miles of land to its name and general proximity to their borders always thought they were just one mouthful away from swallowing the upstart federation of kingdoms. Only when enough military defeats of the smaller force succeeded did that change. Then one of two things happened. Either they thought you were too tough a nut to crack and left you alone for a while or they applied the appropriate force to smash you. Better hope they still underestimated you enough, or the nutcracker would win that round.

But that wasn’t Drake’s problem anymore, and for some reason talking to his uncle made that pill a little less bitter. Wasn’t as if he was the only sheep dog watching the herd, and they were still grossly underestimated by the larger powers yet respected enough that no invasion had graced the islands for a decade. Only raids from the stubborn Aztec wannabes and less friendly tribes of the confederation tried their chances on Catalinan steel now. Still, it only took one empire willing to find you worth the blood bath to end a small nation's run.

Soon a door opened at the end of stairs letting a soft light pass into the tunnel. Uncle Colt's fleeting form faded through in a flash, and disappeared in an instant. Drake was close behind. On the other side of the passage was a loading bay worlds apart from the opulent show for the rich and powerful the pirate captain had left on the other side of the maintenance shaft. 

A whole new world of all business tech and military shrewdness waited for him in the submersible pen. All was right with the world for a brief moment as the marine still kicking around in Drake’s soul soared at the sights and smells around him. The fancy and highborne pleasures were tempting and always welcome, but the pirate captain knew where he belonged. In the trenches, or in this case the sub pen surrounded by the lions, tigers, and bears. Or in the case of his men who were stripping their blood stain wetsuits around him, wolves.

The Story Will Continue Every Monday

Thanks for reading! Click the image below to go to my blog so you can be updated on future projects.

No One Expects The Inquisition panel 6
Diary of a Postwar Pirate series cover
No One Expects The Inquisition episode cover
12K views • 253 likes
1 comment

Diary of a Postwar Pirate

Created by
author avatar
RPGrizzly
It’s thirty years after World War Three. The world has changed. Borders have shifted, nations have died, empires have crumbled, and now new peoples and kingdoms have risen to take their place. In the midst of the upheaval Drake Stoneman finds himself discharged from the Republic of Catalina’s Royal Ranger Marines, and soon chooses a life of piracy. Stoneman soon finds that business is good for a man with his skill set. However, after being hired by an aging Aztec warlord to recover a prize from an abandoned old world facility Drake will discover if he still has enough patriotic blood left to save his people against the rising Death Cults and reforming Aztec Empire. Will the Republic of Catalina survive her infancy, or be just another kingdom lost to the dried bloodshed of history?
Mojitos Interrupted episode cover
Mojitos InterruptedEpisode #25
Global Ramifications episode cover
Global RamificationsEpisode #24
Hands in the Cookie Jar episode cover
Hands in the Cookie JarEpisode #23
Seagull Apocalypse episode cover
Seagull ApocalypseEpisode #22
It's Raining Tanks episode cover
It's Raining TanksEpisode #21
Bonus Sub Tank Acquired episode cover
Bonus Sub Tank AcquiredEpisode #20
Getting Paid episode cover
Getting PaidEpisode #19
No One Expects The Inquisition episode cover
No One Expects The InquisitionEpisode #18
Pirates Always Run From Responsibility episode cover
Pirates Always Run From ResponsibilityEpisode #17
A Trap for A Moral Rogue episode cover
A Trap for A Moral RogueEpisode #16
Babes and Barons episode cover
Babes and BaronsEpisode #15
The Hammer of Heaven episode cover
The Hammer of HeavenEpisode #14
Pirates in the Shadows episode cover
Pirates in the ShadowsEpisode #13
Angels on the Warpath episode cover
Angels on the WarpathEpisode #12
Another Job Another Dollar episode cover
Another Job Another DollarEpisode #11
The Jade Dragon and the Vampire episode cover
The Jade Dragon and the VampireEpisode #10
Blizzards in the Jungle episode cover
Blizzards in the JungleEpisode #9
Bela And The Trillionaire episode cover
Bela And The TrillionaireEpisode #8
The Assassin's Tango episode cover
The Assassin's TangoEpisode #7
Knives and Bad History episode cover
Knives and Bad HistoryEpisode #6
Murder Weapon Preferences episode cover
Murder Weapon PreferencesEpisode #5
Unexpected Guest episode cover
Unexpected GuestEpisode #4
A Sheepdog Running With the Wolves episode cover
A Sheepdog Running With the WolvesEpisode #3
Just a Little Piracy episode cover
Just a Little PiracyEpisode #1
Millstones episode cover
MillstonesEpisode #2
No One Expects The Inquisition cover art
No One Expects The Inquisition
483 views • 0 likes • 0 comments
List icon
(L)ist
Comment icon
(C)omments
Prev icon
(P)rev
Next icon
(N)ext
Fullscreen icon
(F)ull