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FULLSTRIKE!
40 episodes
by Cliff Cosmic
Duster Fullstrike is the master of The Explosive Punch. He'll take on any dangerous job, so long as you can pay him with a secret technique.
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Quantum Mortis
73 episodes
by Vox Day
The independent planet of Rhysalan provides Sanctuary to 1,462 governments-in-exile. It is the responsibility of the Xenocriminology and Alien Relations department of the Military Crimes Investigation Division to keep a firm leash on the hundreds of thousands of xenos residing on-planet. Assassinations, revolutions, civil wars, and attempted planetary genocides are all in a day's work for Chief Warrant Officer Graven Tower, MCID-XAR. In addition to a missile-armed aerovar, his trusty Sphinx CPB-18, and MCID's extremely liberal policies concerning collateral damage and civilian casualties, Chief Tower is assisted by his extreme xenophobia as well as a military-grade augmented machine intelligence that believes it has found God. QUANTUM MORTIS is an action-packed Mil-SF mystery series.
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Paper Doll Veronika
189 episodes
by Mary MacArthur
Veronika Bosch, who's never left her father's estate, has to go on a journey when envious animals kick her out. Half collage, half puppetry, a fairy tale adventure made with hand-drawn paper dolls.
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The Life of Ike
27 episodes
by Bluestem
A collection of autobiographical poems in the style of Edmund C. Bentley’s “clerihews”, written by a highly intelligent, erudite pitbull-lab-corgi-collie mix.
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Glimmer Vale
31 episodes
by Michael Kingswood
On the run from their past, swordsmen Raedrick Baletier and Julian Hinderbrook search for a place of refuge where they can start over. That search sends them through a remote mountain valley called Glimmer Vale, where unbeknownst to them, dark forces threaten the population’s lives and fortunes. With their hopes of quiet passage through the Vale dashed, and facing a deadly conflict against overwhelming odds, Raedrick and Julian will need all of their wit, courage, and skill just to survive, let alone prevail. Fans of sword and sorcery will enjoy this fast-paced tale of redemption set in a world of valor and magic. Glimmer Vale is the first book in the ongoing Glimmer Vale Chronicles heroic fantasy series. Fans can purchase the book directly from the author or through any of the online retailers: https://ssnstorytelling.com/product/glimmer-vale/ https://books2read.com/glimmervale
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Gorgo
43 episodes
by Independent creator
The 1960's classic "big monster" movie Gorgo becomes a comic book with scripts by the prolific Joe Gill and wonderful art by Spider-Man creator Steve Ditko.
24747 views2004 likes
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Arts of Dark and Light
58 episodes
by Vox Day
In Selenoth, the race of Man is on the ascendant. The ancient dragons sleep. The ghastly Witchkings are no more; their evil power destroyed by the courage of Men and the fearsome magic of the Elves. The Dwarves have retreated to the kingdoms of the Underdeep, the trolls hide in their mountains, and even the savage orc tribes have learned to dread the iron discipline of Amorr's mighty legions. But after four hundred years of mutual suspicion, the rivalry between two of the Houses Martial that rule the Amorran Senate threatens to turn violent, and unrest sparks rebellion throughout the imperial provinces. And in the distant east, the war drums echo throughout the mountains as orcs and goblins gather in vast numbers, summoned by their bestial gods. Based on books from the epic fantasy series ARTS OF DARK AND LIGHT.
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Savage Memes
172 episodes
by Made by Jimbob
Welcome to Savage Memes – a collection of editorial cartoons by banned internet memer Made By Jimbob. Savage Memes focuses on the socio-political absurdities of today’s inverted world. Known for his crude and minimalistic style, Made By Jimbob’s cartoons cut straight to the core; illustrating a reality in which men can have babies and thinking is racist.
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A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series FULLSTRIKE!
FULLSTRIKE!
40 episodes
by Cliff Cosmic
Duster Fullstrike is the master of The Explosive Punch. He'll take on any dangerous job, so long as you can pay him with a secret technique.
44928 views3522 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Quantum Mortis
Quantum Mortis
73 episodes
by Vox Day
The independent planet of Rhysalan provides Sanctuary to 1,462 governments-in-exile. It is the responsibility of the Xenocriminology and Alien Relations department of the Military Crimes Investigation Division to keep a firm leash on the hundreds of thousands of xenos residing on-planet. Assassinations, revolutions, civil wars, and attempted planetary genocides are all in a day's work for Chief Warrant Officer Graven Tower, MCID-XAR. In addition to a missile-armed aerovar, his trusty Sphinx CPB-18, and MCID's extremely liberal policies concerning collateral damage and civilian casualties, Chief Tower is assisted by his extreme xenophobia as well as a military-grade augmented machine intelligence that believes it has found God. QUANTUM MORTIS is an action-packed Mil-SF mystery series.
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A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Paper Doll Veronika
Paper Doll Veronika
189 episodes
by Mary MacArthur
Veronika Bosch, who's never left her father's estate, has to go on a journey when envious animals kick her out. Half collage, half puppetry, a fairy tale adventure made with hand-drawn paper dolls.
91394 views8337 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series The Life of Ike
The Life of Ike
27 episodes
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A collection of autobiographical poems in the style of Edmund C. Bentley’s “clerihews”, written by a highly intelligent, erudite pitbull-lab-corgi-collie mix.
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A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Glimmer Vale
Glimmer Vale
31 episodes
by Michael Kingswood
On the run from their past, swordsmen Raedrick Baletier and Julian Hinderbrook search for a place of refuge where they can start over. That search sends them through a remote mountain valley called Glimmer Vale, where unbeknownst to them, dark forces threaten the population’s lives and fortunes. With their hopes of quiet passage through the Vale dashed, and facing a deadly conflict against overwhelming odds, Raedrick and Julian will need all of their wit, courage, and skill just to survive, let alone prevail. Fans of sword and sorcery will enjoy this fast-paced tale of redemption set in a world of valor and magic. Glimmer Vale is the first book in the ongoing Glimmer Vale Chronicles heroic fantasy series. Fans can purchase the book directly from the author or through any of the online retailers: https://ssnstorytelling.com/product/glimmer-vale/ https://books2read.com/glimmervale
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A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Gorgo
Gorgo
43 episodes
by Independent creator
The 1960's classic "big monster" movie Gorgo becomes a comic book with scripts by the prolific Joe Gill and wonderful art by Spider-Man creator Steve Ditko.
24747 views2004 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Arts of Dark and Light
Arts of Dark and Light
58 episodes
by Vox Day
In Selenoth, the race of Man is on the ascendant. The ancient dragons sleep. The ghastly Witchkings are no more; their evil power destroyed by the courage of Men and the fearsome magic of the Elves. The Dwarves have retreated to the kingdoms of the Underdeep, the trolls hide in their mountains, and even the savage orc tribes have learned to dread the iron discipline of Amorr's mighty legions. But after four hundred years of mutual suspicion, the rivalry between two of the Houses Martial that rule the Amorran Senate threatens to turn violent, and unrest sparks rebellion throughout the imperial provinces. And in the distant east, the war drums echo throughout the mountains as orcs and goblins gather in vast numbers, summoned by their bestial gods. Based on books from the epic fantasy series ARTS OF DARK AND LIGHT.
228017 views22043 likes
A tiny thumbnail of the cover art for the comics series Savage Memes
Savage Memes
172 episodes
by Made by Jimbob
Welcome to Savage Memes – a collection of editorial cartoons by banned internet memer Made By Jimbob. Savage Memes focuses on the socio-political absurdities of today’s inverted world. Known for his crude and minimalistic style, Made By Jimbob’s cartoons cut straight to the core; illustrating a reality in which men can have babies and thinking is racist.
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