Green Coneman: “I’ve been having such a bad time of it after eating avian fruit, strange dreams and now strange sights, why I saw a moustached coneman”

Yellow Coneman: “Haha! My theory was right! They're real!”

Green Coneman: “No I’m sure I was hallucinating”

Red Coneman: “The whole notion is nonsense!”

White Coneman: “Oh, by what are you contesting his sight?” Green Coneman: “Pretty sure it's indigestion”

Red Coneman: “If moustached conemen were real, I’d have a mustache, so they mustn't be real”