Redhood Coneman: “We are gathered here together to celebrate The Descent. Long ago four Travellers came from beyond to the wild wastelands and did carve the four lands from the chaos: Blazing Korund, Vibrant Faror, Ludicrously damp Bluville and our home, sweet Snowy Elcon” Gathered Conemen: “Here we live and thrive, wonder to be cut form wasteland wild!”

Redhood Coneman: “At first the denizens of Elcon sought to worship our Traveller youngest and weakest of four, he of Sealed Shroud. Yet he sundered the land in fear, for he did tell us…” Gathered Conemen: “Worship none but the One above the four or disaster will strike us all, even mighty land-carving Travellers!” Redhood Coneman: “Alas, little did Sealed Shroud Traveller tell us of the One for legend has it he knew not the One himself, but before he went to slumber he did leave us the teachings…”

Blue Coneman: “It's a real shame the One hasn't descended like the Traveller did” Red Coneman: “Yea just imagine if the One personally explained what he was about” Redhood Coneman: “…So he did command the denizens of Elcon, be too as the Element of Honey…”

Pink Conegirl: “Why do we let this guy lead anyway?”

White Coneman: “A Coneman being a Redhood is very impressive”

Yellow Coneman: “He's the only one that has a hood. You’ve got to have a hood for these things”

Green Coneman: “When's the presents? They’re the best part!”

Redhood Coneman: “I had hoped you all would focus this year. Hoped.”