
Orange Conegirl: “I thought it was a myth, but look a coneman with mustache!”

Blue Coneman: “We can have mustaches?” Orange Conegirl: “I’ll get him to spill the secret of his bushy bars, there must be some way…”

Orange Conegirl: “Wah!” Madstache Coneman: “Won't work lassie, of we bally conemen only bonny men can have fine facial hair!” Blue Coneman: “We can have mustaches?”

Madstache Coneman: “But in the beastly Underground the potatowives did blooming whisper in my dreams, that a dame cone can grow plume jolly well beautiful!” Orange Conegirl: “I thought the potatowives were myth too!” Blue Coneman: “We can grow mustaches? Plumes?”
[This was originally ran as an interactive quest]